Devil may Cry parody. 2

Dante: NERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nero: What is it Dante?

Dante: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nero: Dante I have no idea what you’re talking about. Kyrie do you know what he’s talking about?

*Nero looks at Kyrie who shakes her head no*

Dante: Don’t fuck with me Nero!!!

Nero: Ah go read your porno.

*Dante draws Ebony and Ivory*

Dante: I mean it Nero…

*Credo walks in and starts drooling over Dante who only has a towel around his waist*

Credo: Mmm Dante….

Dante: Eh?

Nero: Oh come on Credo contain yourself man!

Vergil: I agree that’s just sick.

Nero: Credo just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you can have every guy you see

*Credo looks at Nero and starts drooling*

Nero: Oh come on!!!

Dante: I’m going to go get a magazine.

Vergil: Hey Credo come give Dante a kiss

*Trish punches Vergil*

Trish: Fuck you Dante’s mine!

Vergil: Fuck you!

Trish: Fuck you!!

Vergil: Fuck you!!

Trish: I said fuck you first so fuck you!

*Dante walks in*

Dante: Woah there’s a whole lotta fucking going on in this room

Vergil: Fuck you.

*Dante gets a shocked look on his face*

Dante: Well fuck you!

Vergil: Fuck you

Dante: Fuck you

Nero: Why can’t we all just get along?

Vergil: Ah fuck you you’re grounded!!!

Nero: *whines* What for!

Vergil: I don’t know…and I don’t care…

Nero: Wait a sec you can’t ground me!!!

Dante: Actually this is our house…and Vergil is second in charge…soo…he can…

Vergil: NOW GO TO YOU’RE ROOM!!!